Wednesday, September 30, 2009
Friday, September 25, 2009
Love Bid
She came as a new tender in My Department
By seeing the volume (#$%^%) i understood she is a Lump Sum Turnkey (LSTK) project
V arranged for a pre bid meeting in break out area and were so many bidders (My friends & some seniors only)
Got a brief about the General Layout (Her workstation) and specification (Profile & Alma Mater)
And came know it is a green field project (A fresher) but with high specification (Periya kai / Bada Hath)
Every bidder worked (Mokka scene) day and night to give the best offer (impress her)
I went for a site visit (went in her bus to see her stopping) & Technical discussion (talked with her in printer room – “that’s my print out”)
And finally the day came- - - Bid Opening - - - -
I was L1 !!!!!!!!!!!
I was very happy for being L1 for this LSTK ( )…..
That too in recession (Hardly any girl without a boy friend)
But the LOA (Letter of Award) was given to H1 bidder…..
Company (Me Only) had a detailed post mortem to know the reason behind loosing the award
And found as per commercial terms (Her parents) H1 (with CTC above 6Lacs) will be awarded.
Me (with CTC 3.5Lacs) lost the bid.
But still company has to run
And we (again me only) started bidding for modification / augmentation / upgradation (Hope u understood) project……..
By seeing the volume (#$%^%) i understood she is a Lump Sum Turnkey (LSTK) project
V arranged for a pre bid meeting in break out area and were so many bidders (My friends & some seniors only)
Got a brief about the General Layout (Her workstation) and specification (Profile & Alma Mater)
And came know it is a green field project (A fresher) but with high specification (Periya kai / Bada Hath)
Every bidder worked (Mokka scene) day and night to give the best offer (impress her)
I went for a site visit (went in her bus to see her stopping) & Technical discussion (talked with her in printer room – “that’s my print out”)
And finally the day came- - - Bid Opening - - - -
I was L1 !!!!!!!!!!!
I was very happy for being L1 for this LSTK ( )…..
That too in recession (Hardly any girl without a boy friend)
But the LOA (Letter of Award) was given to H1 bidder…..
Company (Me Only) had a detailed post mortem to know the reason behind loosing the award
And found as per commercial terms (Her parents) H1 (with CTC above 6Lacs) will be awarded.
Me (with CTC 3.5Lacs) lost the bid.
But still company has to run
And we (again me only) started bidding for modification / augmentation / upgradation (Hope u understood) project……..
Tragic Love Story
A pig fell in love with a hen and proposed. One day the pig gave a ring and kissed.
Next day the pig died of Bird Flu and the hen died of Swine Flu.
What a tragedy….. Lol !!!!
Next day the pig died of Bird Flu and the hen died of Swine Flu.
What a tragedy….. Lol !!!!
Tears
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
WHY ?????
Ever wondered???
If swimming is a good exercise to stay fit, then why are Whales fat ?Why is the place in a stadium where people sit, called ‘STAND’?
Why is that everyone wants to go to heaven but no one wants to die ?
Shall I say there is racial discrimination in chess as the white piece is moved first ?
In a country of free speech, why do we have telephone bills ?
If Money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
Why doesn't glue stick to its bottle?
Why do u still call it building when it is already built?
If it is true that we are here to help others, Then what are others here for?
If you aren't suppose to drink and drive. Then why do bars have parking lots?
Monday, September 07, 2009
Most Confusing Day in America
Wednesday, September 02, 2009
Folder Lock
Copy the following code in notepad and save as extension .bat. To change password change mano to ur desired password.
cls
@ECHO OFF
title Folder Locker
if EXIST "Control Panel.{21EC2020- 3AEA-1069- A2DD-08002B30309D} " goto UNLOCK
if NOT EXIST Locker goto MDLOCKER
:CONFIRM
echo Are you sure u want to Lock the folder(Y/N)
set/p "cho=>"
if %cho%==Y goto LOCK
if %cho%==y goto LOCK
if %cho%==n goto END
if %cho%==N goto END
echo Invalid choice.
goto CONFIRM
:LOCK
ren Locker "Control Panel.{21EC2020- 3AEA-1069- A2DD-08002B30309D} "
attrib +h +s "Control Panel.{21EC2020- 3AEA-1069- A2DD-08002B30309D} "
echo Folder locked
goto End
:UNLOCK
echo Enter password to Unlock folder
set/p "pass=>"
if NOT %pass%== mano goto FAIL
attrib -h -s "Control Panel.{21EC2020- 3AEA-1069- A2DD-08002B30309D} "
ren "Control Panel.{21EC2020- 3AEA-1069- A2DD-08002B30309D} " Locker
echo Folder Unlocked successfully
goto End
:FAIL
echo Invalid password
goto end
:MDLOCKER
md Locker
echo Locker created successfully
goto End
:End
cls
@ECHO OFF
title Folder Locker
if EXIST "Control Panel.{21EC2020- 3AEA-1069- A2DD-08002B30309D} " goto UNLOCK
if NOT EXIST Locker goto MDLOCKER
:CONFIRM
echo Are you sure u want to Lock the folder(Y/N)
set/p "cho=>"
if %cho%==Y goto LOCK
if %cho%==y goto LOCK
if %cho%==n goto END
if %cho%==N goto END
echo Invalid choice.
goto CONFIRM
:LOCK
ren Locker "Control Panel.{21EC2020- 3AEA-1069- A2DD-08002B30309D} "
attrib +h +s "Control Panel.{21EC2020- 3AEA-1069- A2DD-08002B30309D} "
echo Folder locked
goto End
:UNLOCK
echo Enter password to Unlock folder
set/p "pass=>"
if NOT %pass%== mano goto FAIL
attrib -h -s "Control Panel.{21EC2020- 3AEA-1069- A2DD-08002B30309D} "
ren "Control Panel.{21EC2020- 3AEA-1069- A2DD-08002B30309D} " Locker
echo Folder Unlocked successfully
goto End
:FAIL
echo Invalid password
goto end
:MDLOCKER
md Locker
echo Locker created successfully
goto End
:End
Royal Palace of Bangkok
The Grand Palace is a complex of buildings in Bangkok, Thailand. It served as the official residence of the Kings of Thailand from the 18th century onwards. Construction of the Palace began in 1782, during the reign of King Rama I, when he moved the capital across the river from Thonburi to Bangkok. The Palace has been constantly expanded and many additional structures were added over time. The present King of Thailand, King Bhumibol Adulyadej, however, resides at the Chitralada Palace.
What is Resume / C.V / Bio Data?
RESUME:
Resume Is a French word meaning "summary", and true to the word meaning, signifies a summary of one's employment, education, and other skills, used in applying for a new position. A resume seldom exceeds one side of an A4 sheet, and at the most two sides. They do not list out all the education and qualifications, but only highlight specific skills customized to target the job profile in question. A resume is usually broken into bullets and written in the third person to appear objective and formal. A good resume starts with a brief Summary of Qualifications, followed by Areas of Strength or Industry Expertise in keywords, followed by Professional Experience in reverse chronological order. Focus is on the most recent experiences, and prior experiences summarized. The content aims at providing the reader a balance of responsibilities and accomplishments for each position. After Work experience come Professional Affiliations, Computer Skills, and Education.
Resume Is a French word meaning "summary", and true to the word meaning, signifies a summary of one's employment, education, and other skills, used in applying for a new position. A resume seldom exceeds one side of an A4 sheet, and at the most two sides. They do not list out all the education and qualifications, but only highlight specific skills customized to target the job profile in question. A resume is usually broken into bullets and written in the third person to appear objective and formal. A good resume starts with a brief Summary of Qualifications, followed by Areas of Strength or Industry Expertise in keywords, followed by Professional Experience in reverse chronological order. Focus is on the most recent experiences, and prior experiences summarized. The content aims at providing the reader a balance of responsibilities and accomplishments for each position. After Work experience come Professional Affiliations, Computer Skills, and Education.
C.V CURRICULUM VITAE:
C.V Is a Latin word meaning "course of life". Curriculum Vitae (C.V.) is therefore a regular or particular course of study pertaining to education and life. A C.V. is more detailed than a resume, usually 2 to 3 pages, but can run even longer as per the requirement. A C.V. generally lists out every skills, jobs, degrees, and professional affiliations the applicant has acquired, usually in chronological order. A C.V. displays general talent rather than specific skills for any specific positions.
BIO-DATA:
Bio Data the short form for Biographical Data, is the old-fashioned terminology for Resume or C.V. The emphasis in a bio data is on personal particulars like date of birth, religion, sex, race, nationality, residence, martial status, and the like. Next comes a chronological listing of education and experience. The things normally found in a resume, that is specific skills for the job in question comes last, and are seldom included. Bio-data also includes applications made in specified formats as required by the company.
A resume is ideally suited when applying for middle and senior level positions, where experience and specific skills rather than education is important. A C.V., on the other hand is the preferred option for fresh graduates, people looking for a career change, and those applying for academic positions. The term bio-data is mostly used in India while applying to government jobs, or when applying for research grants and other situations where one has to submit descriptive essays.
Resumes present a summary of highlights and allow the prospective employer to scan through the document visually or electronically, to see if your skills match their available positions. A good resume can do that very effectively, while a C.V. cannot. A bio-data could still perform this role, especially if the format happens to be the one recommended by the employer.
Personal information such as age, sex, religion and others, and hobbies are never mentioned in a resume. Many people include such particulars in the C.V. However, this is neither required nor considered in the US market. A Bio-data, on the other hand always include such personal particulars.
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