M a r r i a g e

Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

Man: Is there any way for long life?

Dr: Get married.

Man: Will it help?

Dr: No, but then the thought of long life will never come.